Jeff Foxworthy

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Totally Committed

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Blue Collar Christmas – Jeff Foxworthy/Bill Engvall/Ron White/Larry The Cable Guy

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Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

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Totally Committed

Hi I’m Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed toAlways figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were partially committed
Rule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy and if she aint happy long enough your gonna be unhappy with half yourstuff Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same roomfor a half hour and she didnt say a word a word to me i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying whats wrong? Hoping it was something other than me.Now i have learned If were in the same room for a half hour and she doesnt say a word to me. ITS ME. Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize i have done or said something stupid and insensitive and while i dont yet know what it is i would like to go up to my room and think about it for a little while.
This games been played for centurysEver since Adam fell for EveThe sooner youll learn the better off you’ll bejust like me Totally Committed
I’ve learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creaturesOnce i had accepted that it made alot of things easier for me But i have found that because women are complicated they like to think men are complicated too. you ever hear a group of women talking to each other ” OOO i wish i knew what he was really thinking”Ladies ill tell you what were really thinking Were really thinking “I’d like a beer and i’d like to see something naked”Thats all were thinking You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall ona walker Thats what hes thinking “I’d like a beer and I’d like to see something naked”
This games been played for centurys
Ooh not that not that
Ever since Adam fell for EveThe sooner youll learn the better off you’ll bejust like me Totally Committed
And i do belive what women understand men better than men understand womenThink about that how often do you see a man stomp out of a room cryingand have a woman go“What, What’d I say?” Come Back
And i do think men would take advice on relationships but were not gonna sit down and read magazines about it.You got to feed it to us in a way were we’d accept it. Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game“and theres strike Three Greg Maddux looking really good today. Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time your woman needs to be reminded that she’s still looking good to you” Hey Baby have i told you lately you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?

This games been played for centurys
Baby where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for EveThe sooner youll learn the better off you’ll bejust like me I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed
Now repeat after me Totally Committed
Now baby what i meant to say is when your naked you are prettier than GregMadduxYou really are Im going up to my room

Blue Collar Christmas – Jeff Foxworthy/Bill Engvall/Ron White/Larry The Cable Guy

We’ll have a blue collar Christmas, it’s the same thing every year.We might be short on presents, but we got a lotta cheer.We can’t go wrong, as long as the gangs all with us.Yea, it’s a blue collar Christmas, but I wouldn’t change a thing.Even though it ain’t your typical Hallmark scene.
Come On Yall, we’ll have a blue collar Christmas.Come On Yall, we’ll have a blue collar Christmas.We’ll build a snowman from old cans of beer. Hang shot gun shells on the tree. We leave our Christmas lights up all year. Tape stockings on the side of our TV.
Drunk Uncle Huey wears a Santa Claus suit, and a fake beard on his chin. But he smells kinda funny, and he steps on the cat, and scares off all the kids.We’ll have a blue collar Christmas, it’s the same thing every year.We might be short on presents, but we got a lotta cheer.We can’t go wrong, as long as the gangs all with us.Yea, it’s a blue collar Christmas, but I wouldn’t change a thing.Even though it ain’t your typical Hallmark scene.Come On Yall, we’ll have a blue collar Christmas.At the very last minute, we’ll all run out, on a three market shopping spree. And we can always re-gift last years gift, if we can’t find what we need.We’ll have a blue collar Christmas, it’s the same thing every year.We might be short on presents, but we got a lotta cheer.We can’t go wrong, as long as the gangs all with us.Yea, it’s a blue collar Christmas, but I wouldn’t change a thing.Even though it ain’t your typical Hallmark scene.
Come On Yall, we’ll have a blue collar Christmas.
Come On Yall, we’ll have a blue collar Christmas.
Come On Yall, we’ll have a blue collar Christmas.

Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas

it takes 2 people to do this song

oh I see somebody done been Christmas shoping but what kind of gifts are these?
well there is a

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12 pack of bud, 11 wrestling tickets,10 of copenhagen, 9 years probation, 8 table dancers, 7 packs of red man, 6 cans of spam, 5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires, 3 shot gun shells, 2 hunting dogs, and some parts to a Mustang Gt.
well you know it just ain't the holidays without momma.
thats where the 9 years probation comes in will
you listen hey get that key out of your ear

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well how do you know if you should get these gifts?
well there are several ways to tell if you are a redneck like if you ever misspelled something in Christmas lights then you might be a redneck or if you leave pickled eggs and beer for santa claus then you might be a redneck or if you have a beer can nativity you might be a redneck those are just a few ways to tell if you need to get gifts like these.
like what?

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